O festinate headache!
O sinus unruly!
O chronic rhinitis!
O asthma uncooly!
Sending me back to the allergy clinic.

O bronchial spasm,
O be-perfumed air!
O outgassing formaldehyde!
O gel in their hair!
Sending me back to the allergy clinic.

O Frontal Sinus!
O Eustachian achings!
O malicious mucosa!
O tonsillar quakings!
Sending me back to the allergy clinic.

(at least it's not hives!)